Does anyone else find it strange that we brush our teeth with mint-flavored paste but drink orange juice immediately after?

Isn't it ironic how we use smartphones to set alarms to wake us up, but then stay up mindlessly scrolling through them at night?

Do you ever wonder if plants get anxious when we stand over them, waiting for them to grow?

It's funny how buying more books can make you feel smarter even if you haven't read them all.

Does anyone else find it odd that we put pineapple on pizza but not on a sandwich?

Why is it that we call it a 'building' even after it's already been built?

Do you think mirrors get tired of seeing themselves all the time?

Have you noticed how we never realize how loud the volume on our headphones is until we take them off in public?

Why do we close our eyes when we sneeze? It's not like anyone's trying to sneak up on us.

Isn't it interesting how we're willing to pay $4 for a cup of coffee when we could easily make it at home for pennies?

Do you ever wonder if dogs think we're weird for picking up their poop?

Why do we still say 'hang up the phone' when most phones don't hang anymore?

Isn't it strange how we trust a plastic card with all our money, but get nervous using a paper straw?

Have you ever noticed how we can instantly tell when someone is using the wrong grammar, but struggle to explain why?

Have you ever realized that 'fun size' candy bars are never quite as fun as a full-size one?

Why do we say 'excuse me' when we sneeze, even though no one is actually excusing us for anything?

Isn't it ironic how we never seem to have enough time to do something right, but always enough time to do it over?

Have you ever noticed how we feel awkward leaving a voicemail, even though it's just talking to ourselves?

Why do we always try to silently open a bag of chips in a quiet room, as if no one can hear us?

Have you ever thought about how we spend more time choosing a Netflix show than actually watching it?

Why do we need a 'check engine' light in cars when most of us have no idea what to do when it comes on?