Why do we call it 'fast food' when the wait time is anything but fast?

I find it amusing how people will wait in line for hours to get the latest technology, but not to vote in an election.

Why do we always pretend to be on the phone when we see someone we want to avoid in public?

I find it interesting how we can remember lyrics to a song from years ago, but struggle to remember what we had for breakfast.

It's amusing how we trust Google Maps more than our own sense of direction, even when it leads us astray.

Have you noticed how we never realize how loud we are until we're trying to be quiet?

Isn't it ironic how we complain about being tired all day, but then struggle to fall asleep at night?

I find it interesting how we can instantly become hungry the moment we see a commercial for food, no matter how full we were minutes before.

Have you ever noticed how we always have the best comebacks in our heads hours after an argument has ended?

I always wonder why we say 'sorry' when someone else bumps into us. Like, are we apologizing for getting in the way of their clumsiness?

It's interesting how we spend money to buy a gym membership just to drive there and walk on a treadmill. The irony is not lost on me.

Why is it that we're more likely to remember the lyrics to a commercial jingle than the important information we studied for an exam?

I find it amusing how we spend hours choosing the perfect profile picture, only to be disappointed when it doesn't get as many likes as we hoped.

Have you ever noticed that the most dangerous part of walking your dog is when they decide to stop and sniff something right in the middle of the sidewalk?

Why is it that the alarm clock is the only thing that can wake us up in the morning by irritating the heck out of us?

Isn't it funny how we carefully read the instructions on how to assemble something after we've already put it together incorrectly?

I don't get why we announce 'I'm home' to our pets as if they're waiting for a formal introduction.

Why do we pretend to check our watches when we actually just want to see the time on our phones?

Why do we apologize to inanimate objects when we bump into them? 'Sorry, chair.'

Isn't it weird how we trust a tiny strip of plastic to hold our money and identity?

Why do we say 'watch your step' as if we're actually looking out for someone else's safety?