Why do we keep buying plants even though we have a history of letting them die within a week?

Why do we spend hours scrolling through Netflix trying to find something to watch, only to rewatch old episodes of our favorite shows?

Why is it that every time we try to avoid someone in public, we end up accidentally making eye contact with them?

Why do we feel the need to take pictures of our food before actually eating it, as if it's going to make it taste better?

I always find it funny how my phone can recognize my face even when I don't recognize myself in the mirror.

Have you ever noticed that people who say 'don't take life too seriously' are often the most serious?

Why do we always notice we're out of toilet paper when it's too late?

Why do we always open the fridge hoping for new food to appear?

Why do we rush to get somewhere, only to wait when we arrive?

Why do we have 'fast food' drive-thrus when we always end up waiting in line for ages?

Why is it that we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why do we say 'heads up' when we actually duck?

Why do we carry our umbrellas when it's sunny and forget them when it rains?

Why do we call it common sense when it's actually quite rare?

Why do we have a 'check engine' light on our cars when we can't actually check the engine ourselves?

Why do we always hit 'snooze' on our alarms just to wake up tired?

Why do we still have daylight saving time when it feels like it's always dark?

Why do we always pack more clothes than we actually wear on vacation?

Why do we call it a 'shortcut' when it actually takes longer?

Why do we need a 'password' to remember all our other passwords?

Why do we say we're 'going to bed' when we end up on our phones for hours?