I find it funny how we spend so much time picking out the perfect emoji, but then end up using the laughing crying face for every text.

Isn't it interesting how we 'run errands' all day, but never seem to be in a hurry to actually complete them?

Have you noticed how we ask someone to 'hold the phone' when we really mean 'wait' instead of actually holding the phone?

I always find it amusing how we say 'time flies' while simultaneously checking our watch every few minutes.

It's funny how we claim to 'sleep like a baby' when in reality, babies wake up every few hours crying.

Why do we say 'just in case' when we really mean 'just in time'?

Do you ever look at your watch multiple times and still have no idea what time it is?

Why do we always whisper 'be quiet' when we want someone to stop talking loudly?

I wonder if dogs think we’re rooting for them every time we say 'go fetch'

Why do we say 'bless you' after someone sneezes, as if they were possessed by a demon?

Do you ever think about how 'abbreviated' is such a long word?

Isn't it funny how 'bonfire' is one word, but 'fireplace' is two separate words?

Why do we say 'wake up' when we actually mean the opposite?

Have you ever realized how 'cornflakes' contain neither corn nor flakes?

Why do we say 'jumbo shrimp' which is essentially an oxymoron?

Isn't it weird how we say 'bye now' when we're leaving now, not later?

Isn't it strange how 'abbreviated' is such a long word?

Have you noticed that 'funeral' contains the word 'fun' in it?

Isn't it funny how we use 'sleep like a baby' to describe a peaceful slumber, when babies are notorious for waking up crying every few hours?

Do you ever wonder why 'quick sand' works slowly?

Isn't it odd how 'patience' can be found in your 'underpants'?