I'm friends with a vacuum, we really suck it up together.

I wanted to be a detective, but I couldn't solve the case.

I'm friends with a banana, we're a-peel-ing.

I wanted to be an artist, but I couldn't draw the line.

I used to be a mechanic, but I couldn't fix my own car.

I'm friends with a fence, we always stick together.

I wanted to be a chef, but I couldn't cut it.

I'm friends with a chair, we have a lot of sitting in common.

I wanted to be a banker, but I couldn't balance the books.

I used to be a magician, but I couldn't make ends meet.

I'm friends with a door, we never close each other out.

I wanted to be a comedian, but I didn't have the wit.

I wanted to be a teacher, but I couldn't make the grade.

I tried to be a carpenter, but I couldn't handle the pressure.

I wanted to be an astronaut, but I needed space.

I wanted to be a lawyer, but I couldn't pass the bar.

I'm friends with a dictionary, we define our friendship.

I wanted to be a pilot, but my career never took off.

I tried to be a painter, but I couldn't brush up on my skills.

I wanted to be a gardener, but I just couldn't dig it.

I tried to be a musician, but I couldn't find my rhythm.