I'm friends with mushrooms, they're really fungi.

I used to be a comedian, but I couldn't handle the pressure of making people laugh.

I went to a photography exhibition, but it was a negative experience.

I tried to make a pun about trains, but it went off the rails.

I used to be a dentist, but I just couldn't bite the bullet.

I told my wife she should do planks to stay in shape. She found the idea to be a real core workout.

I used to be a psychologist, but I had too many issues to deal with.

I went to an art gallery, but it just didn't draw me in.

I tried to make a pun about the ocean, but it was too deep.

I told my wife she should do burpees to stay in shape. She thought the idea would be a real jump-start.

I used to be a musician, but I just couldn't find my tempo.

I went to a bakery, but I left in tiers.

I tried to write a book on gardening, but it just didn't have the seeds of a good story.

I went to a seafood restaurant, but it was a bit fishy.

I tried to make a pun about cheese, but it was too cheesy.

I told my wife she should do mountain climbers to stay in shape. She thought it would be a peak experience.

I used to be a comedian, but my jokes just didn't land.

I used to be a pilot, but I soared to new heights.

I tried to write a book about the history of soap, but it just didn't have a clean ending.

I told the bicycle I was sorry for hitting it, but it refused to wheel-y forgive me.

I told my wife she should do squats to stay in shape. It's a suggestion she can get behind.