I'm friends with a mathematician, we always add up.

Why was the geometry book sad? It couldn't find the right angle.

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I told a joke about baking, but it didn't rise to the occasion.

I used to be a snake charmer, but I couldn't charm the audience.

I told a joke about sand, but it really grains on me.

I'm trying to organize a clown party, but it's a bit silly.

I used to be a pizza maker, but I couldn't deliver the punchlines.

I'm friends with all the socks in the drawer. They always give me a warm welcome.

I told a joke about vegetables, but it didn't carrot much weight.

I'm trying to organize a boat party, but it's a bit ship-y.

I used to be a ninja, but I couldn't sneak any good puns.

I'm friends with all the lions in the jungle. They're really prideful.

I used to be a shoe salesman, but I lost my heels.

I told a joke about scissors, but it got a little snippy.

I'm trying to organize a LEGO party, but it's a bit block-y.

I used to be a puzzle maker, but I just couldn't piece it together.

I told my dog a joke about squirrels, but it got a little nutty.

I'm so good at napping, I can do it without any zzz's.

I'm trying to organize a dinosaur party, but it's a bit Jurassic.

I used to have a fear of speed bumps, but I got over it.