I told my computer to stop singing, but it just kept auto-tune-ing.

The pastry chef quit her job because she wasn't making enough bread.

My cat just told me a joke about birds. It was a real feather-ruffler.

I'm friends with people who work in bakeries, they're all good at making dough.

I once poured root beer into a square cup. Now I just have beer.

I used to be a musician, but I couldn't handle the bow.

I told a joke about a map, but it wasn't very directionally correct.

I used to be a dentist, but I didn't have the enamel for it.

I told a joke about a bicycle, but it was wheelie bad.

I used to be a shoemaker, but the job didn't fit me.

I told a joke about a phone, but no one answered.

Why do bees hum? Because they don't remember the lyrics!

I used to be a gardener, but I didn't have the thyme.

I told a joke about a calendar, but it didn't have a future.

I told a joke about a shoe, but it sole everyone's attention.

I used to be a fisherman, but I couldn't catch on to it.

I told a joke about a book, but the punchline was too long.

I'm trying to learn about tires, but it's a wheel-y tough subject.

I used to be a gardener, but I couldn't blossom in the industry.

I told a joke about ghosts, but it was really haunting.

I'm trying to write a book about jokes, but the punchline keeps escaping me.