I tried to make a joke about airplanes, but it never took off.

I told a joke about a broken pencil, but it didn't have any point.

I'm trying to organize an official pun competition, but it's a real play on words.

I tried to make a joke about the zombie apocalypse, but it's just dead humor.

I tried to come up with a carpentry pun, but I couldn't nail it.

I'm thinking about opening up a bakery for dogs, specializing in collie-flower bread.

I made a pun about windmills, but it blew right past everyone.

I called my dad with a bad joke, but it was a huge Dad-mistake.

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I wanted to make a hamburger pun, but I couldn't ketchup with the right one.

I'm trying to make a joke about paper, but it's tearable.

I'm friends with a clock because we always have good times.

I wrote a song about a tortilla, but it's more of a rap.

I'm friends with a tree because they always leaf me in good spirits.

I tried to make a chemistry joke, but I got no reaction.

I'm friends with a calculator because it helps me sum things up.

I told a book about puns, but it didn't have a good cover.

I'm friends with 5, the 'cool' number. It's pretty hip!

I've been taking in some scenery lately. It's really growing on me.

I'm training to be a baker. It's a knead operation!

I was in a band called 1023MB. We haven't had a gig yet.