Einstein developed a theory about space. It was about time!

I'm friends with a mathematician, but I have trouble even adding to the conversation.

I'm friends with a baker because he's a great loaf of fun.

I used to be a fisherman, but I got caught up in my net worth.

I told my computer I needed a break, but it wouldn't listen. It kept pressing my buttons.

I used to build boats, but I couldn't handle the oar-deal.

I planted some bird seed, but nothing grew. I guess I must have sowed too early.

I told my wife she should do lunges to stay active. Now she's running with it.

I tried to write a novel about puns, but it was a play on words.

I'm friends with a cannon, our friendship always goes off with a bang.

I wanted to be a baker, but I couldn't roll with the challenges.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't crust myself to succeed.

I used to be a sailor, but I couldn't navigate the waters of life.

I wanted to be a comedian, but I couldn't handle the punchlines.

I used to be a detective, but I couldn't solve the case of my life.

I wanted to be a comedian, but I couldn't find the right puns.

I used to be a clock, but I lost track of time.

Why was the physics book unhappy? Because it had too many problems!

I wanted to be a musician, but I couldn't find the right notes.

I'm friends with a light bulb, our friendship really shines.

I used to be a doughnut, but I couldn't handle the pressure.