Why did the gardener break up with his girlfriend? She was too controlling of his bushes.

Why did the baker break up with his girlfriend? He kneaded space in their relationship.

Why did the music notes break up? They were in different keys to a successful relationship.

Why did the art teacher break up with his girlfriend? She kept drawing outside the lines of their relationship.

How does a bee propose to another bee? With a hivestment ring.

Why did the musician break up with his metronome? They were never in rhythm.

How did the tree propose to his girlfriend? With a bark diamond ring.

Why did the baseball player break up with his girlfriend? She kept stealing his bases.

What did the ocean say to the shore? 'I'm falling for you wave after wave.'

Why did the bakery owner break up with his girlfriend? She was too kneady.

How did the plant propose to his girlfriend? With a bouquet of flowers.

Why did the man use a calendar when he dated his girlfriend? To make sure he never missed a date.

How did the vegetable propose to his girlfriend? With a 'carrot' ring.

Why did the grape break up with his girlfriend? He was tired of the raisin the relationship wasn't working out.

What did the iPhone say to the charger? 'You electrify me.'

Why did the math student break up with his graphing calculator? It just didn't add up.

What did the grape say to the raisin on Valentine's Day? You make me feel grape.

What did the painter say to his new girlfriend? I love you with all my art.

Why do bees have sticky hair on a first date? They try to impress the honey.

Why did the bicycle fall over in love? It was two-tyred.

Why did the baker date the pastry chef? They had a sweet relationship.