Why did the tomato blush on the date? It saw the salad dressing.

Why did the man bring a baseball to his date? He wanted to pitch his love.

How does a scientist propose? With a chemical bond.

What do you call a relationship that isn't working? Signing a lease.

Why did the tomato turn red during the date? It saw the salad dressing.

What did the boy say to the girl playing chess? Check mate, can I have your number?

How do you know your relationship is over? When even the WiFi is ghosting you.

Why did the grape stop seeing the banana? It couldn't peel with the pressure.

Why did the scientist break up with the philosopher? They couldn't agree on the meaning of love.

What did the iceberg say to the boat? Ice to meet you.

Why did the boat propose to the anchor? It wanted to be grounded in love.

What did the hammer say to the nail? You really drive me crazy.

Why did the car break up with the motorcycle? It felt like they were just going in circles.

What did the cell phone say to the smartphone? We make a great connection.

Why did the bat break up with the baseball? It couldn't handle the hit and run.

Why did the apple break up with the orange? It realized it wanted to be the apple of someone else's eye.

Why did the balloon break up with the needle? It didn't want things to pop off.

What did the mustard say to the ketchup? You're the only one for me.

Why did the man propose at the gym? He wanted to get down on one knee.

What did the Earth say to the other planets? You guys really revolve around me.

What did the tomato say to the cucumber? You're kind of a big dill.