Did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar? He got twelve months.

Why did the man get hit by a bike every day? He was stuck in a vicious cycle.

Why did the scarecrow break up with the corn? Because it was too ear-responsible.

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired of the relationship.

Why do ghosts make great partners? They never ghost you.

Why did the photographer get kicked out of the party? He was caught flashing.

What do you call a snowman who's in denial? A melt-in-denial.

Why did the woman bring a mirror to her date? So she could reflect on their time together.

Why did the man ask his girlfriend to meet him on the volleyball court? He wanted to serve her his love.

What do you call two birds in love on the beach? Shorebirds.

Why did the math book break up with the geometry book? They weren't on the same page.

What did the paper say to the pencil? You've got the write stuff.

Why did the man bring a broom to his date? He wanted to sweep her off her feet.

Why did the man propose with a dictionary? He wanted to define their love.

What do you call a crab who loves to cuddle? Affectionate pinch.

Why did the man bring a map to his date? He didn't want to lose his way to her heart.

What did the man say to his date at the fruit market? You're a-peeling.

Why did the man bring a plant to his date? He wanted to see their love grow.

What did the candle say to its flame? You light up my life.

Why did the man propose to the mountain? He couldn't resist its peak.

Why did the skeleton break up with his girlfriend? She didn't have the guts for a serious relationship.