What has cities, towns, but no people, houses, or schools? A map.

Why was the music teacher always cross? Because he had too many notes to handle.

What belongs to you but other people use more often than you do? Your name.

Why did the chicken become a lawyer? It wanted to argue over everything.

Why did the scarecrow win an award for being the best listener? Because he was all ears.

Why did the math book start a blog? To vent about its problems online.

What's a math book's favorite place to hang out? The problem section.

Why was the math book always so serious? It was full of problems.

How did the math book become a bestseller? It added more problems.

Why did the math book go to the gym? It wanted to work out its problems.

Why did the math book refuse to attend the party? It had social problems.

Why was the math book always cold? It had too many decimal problems.

Why did the math book go to the beach? It needed to cool off with some subtraction problems.

Why did the math book feel complete? Because it was full of problems.

Why did the math book go to therapy? To work on its problems.

Why did the math book want to win an award? To add to its list of problems.

Why did the math book go to the party? It heard there would be solutions.

Why was the math book so popular? It had a lot of problems to share.

Why was the math book always in a hurry? It had a lot of problems to solve.

Why did the math book go to the comedy club? To laugh about its problems.

Why did the math book become a teacher? To share its problems with students.