Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
Why was the math book sweating? It had too many problems to work out.
What has a head, a foot, and four legs? A bed.
What gets larger when more is taken away? A hole.
Why did the calendar quit its job? It ran out of days.
What has a foot but no legs, and four toes but can't walk? A footstool.
Why did the math book look tense? It had too many problems to solve.
Why did the math book look ill? It had too many problems to deal with.
Why was the man watering his email? He wanted to grow a web address.
What has a foot but no legs, and leaves you feeling fuzzy? A sock.
Why did the math book have low self-esteem? It couldn't solve its own problems.
What has a neck but no head, two arms but can't hug? A shirt.
Why was the ocean so salty? Because it had too many waves to cry about.
Why was the math book worried about fractions? It was afraid of being divided.
Why did the math book look so worried? It heard it would be a test later.
Why was the broom always late? It kept sweeping through time and space.
What has cities, but no houses, rivers, or trees? A globe.
Why did the math book look so sad in class? It couldn't find its X.
Why couldn't the man take a photo of the man with the hat? Because he needed a camera.
Why did the robot go to school? Its algorithms needed an update.
Why did the athlete bring string to the tennis match? So they could serve.
What has branches but no leaves or flowers? A bank.