What do you call a number that keeps telling jokes? A fun-tastic number.

Why did the math book have bad relationships? Because it was always dividing.

What did the calculator say to the student getting a math degree? 'Just don't subtract fun from your life.'

Why was the math teacher so strict with geometry? He didn't want any 'arc' mistakes.

Why did the parallelogram break up with the rectangle? It just wasn't right.

What did the acorn say after math class? 'Geometry nuts!'

Why was the math student so bad at geometry? He kept running around in circles.

Why did the math book take a nap? It was too tired from all the 'sums.'

What did the math book say to its lover? 'I just can't handle your problems anymore.'

Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach? It needed to get a tan of more than 90 degrees.

Which letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order? The letter 'Q'.

What did the calculator say to the student who failed math? 'You can count on me.'

Why did the math teacher break up with the clock? It was always telling him to 'stop.'

Why was the geometry class always tired? Because they were constantly going around in circles.

Why was the student upset when her math teacher called her average? She thought he was mean.

Why did the math student eat her homework? Because the teacher told her it was a piece of cake.

What flying insect is the best at math? A dragonfly.

What 8-letter word has one letter in it? Envelope.

Why is the letter 'A' the most like a flower? Because it is a vowel.

What has a head, a foot, and leaves you in stitches? A comedy show.

Why did the clock go to see the therapist? It had too many ticks.