Why couldn't the angle find its protractor? It just couldn't get a degree.

Why was the math book always in pain? It had too many square roots.

Why couldn't the circle be trusted? It was always cutting corners.

Why did the number six hate the number seven? It was odd.

Why did the math book have low self-esteem? It just couldn't add up.

Why did the math book always feel neglected? It was constantly being subtracted from.

Why did the algebra problem break up with the calculus equation? They just couldn't integrate.

Why was the geometric shape always so self-conscious? It had too many sides to compare.

Why did the statistics book feel unappreciated? It never got the credit it deserved.

Why did the math book try to fight back? It had too many problems to deal with.

Why did the light bulb get promoted? It was bright.

Why did the math book look frustrated? It just couldn't figure things out.

Why did the calculator break up with the abacus? It just couldn't count on it anymore.

Why did the statistics book always look so worried? It couldn't find the mean.

Why did the ruler always have problems with relationships? It could never measure up.

What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs? A chocolate bunny.

Why was the math book happy? It had too many 'problems' solved!

I am black when you buy me, red when you use me, and gray when you throw me away. What am I? Charcoal.

What has rivers but no water, forests but no trees, and cities but no buildings? A map.

What has an eye but does not see? A needle.

How can you drop an egg 3 feet without breaking it? By dropping it from 4 feet.