Why did the scarecrow become a successful musician? Because he had an ear for corn.

What has keys but cannot open locks? A piano.

What asks no questions but must be answered? A doorbell.

What never asks questions but is often answered? A telephone.

Why did the bicycle bring two pairs of pants? In case it got a hole in one!

Why do chicken coops only have two doors? If they had four, they would be chicken sedans!

Why wasn't the equal sign boastful? It knew it wasn't less than or greater than anyone else!

Why did the number 10 go to the police station? It wanted to turn itself in for being too even!

What did the number 3 say to the number 30? You can't fool me, I know you're just me but with more baggage!

Why did the math student break up with the quadratic equation? It was just too complex!

What did the math professor say when he lost his T-square? He just couldn't handle the right angle!

Why did the geometry book always have good posture? It was all about angles!

Why did the math equation look so happy? It finally found its solution!

What did the math professor say when someone called him irrational? That's just a fraction of the truth!

Why did the square root go to the party? To find some radicools!

What's a math student's favorite kind of tree? Geometry!

Why did the mathematical function break up with the algebraic equation? It just couldn't factor things out!

What did the statistics book say to the geometry book? You've got some real shape!

Why did the equations break up? They weren't on the same plane!

What's a triangle's favorite dance move? The acute angle slide!

Why did the multiplication sign break up with the equals sign? It just couldn't handle the division!