Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
Why is the letter A like a flower? Because a bee (B) comes after it!
What has keys but can't open a single door? A computer keyboard.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right hand? Your right hand.
What falls but never hits the ground? The temperature.
What can jump higher than a building? Anything, buildings can't jump.
Why did the boy bury his flashlight? Because the batteries died.
What is heavier than a ship, but won't be seen on a scale? A shadow.
What can be caught but not thrown? A cold.
What has many keys but can't unlock anything? A piano.
What has a mouth but can't talk? A river.
What has a face but no eyes or nose? A clock.
What has hands but can't clap? A glove.
What belongs to you but is used more by others? Your phone number.
What always goes up but never comes back down? Your age.
What is so fragile that when you say its name, you break it? Silence.
What has a neck and a waist but no body? A bottle.
What beats but has no heart? A drum.
What has many hooks but can't fish? A coat rack.
What can you hold in your right hand, but not in your left hand? Your left hand.
I am always in front of you, but you can never see me. What am I? The future.
What has to be measured more than once but has no length? Time.