Why did the parallelogram refuse to go to the party? It didn't want to get cornered.

Why did the obtuse triangle have such a twisted sense of humor? It could never get straight to the point.

Why did the circle feel so incomplete? It wanted to circumference back to its roots.

Why did the obtuse triangle refuse to play any games? It didn't want to get schooled.

Why did the parallelogram always measure up? It had the right angles.

Why was the right angle always so generous? It was never obtuse.

Why did the fractions always need counseling? They had trouble dividing their feelings.

Why did the geometry class feel so acute? It was full of pointy personalities.

Why did the obtuse triangle reject all invitations? It couldn't find the right angle.

Why did the fraction and the decimal never get along? They just couldn't see eye to eye.

Why did the geometry teacher get along with everyone? They always knew how to triangulate the situation.

Why did the obtuse angle feel so obtuse? It never got the right idea.

Why did the parallelogram go to the therapist? It couldn't figure out its parallel feelings.

Why did the obtuse triangle get a bad reputation? It was always cut the wrong way.

Why did the math book never get angry? It just kept finding solutions.

Why did the circle attend so many workshops? It wanted to improve its circumference.

Why did the parallelogram join the circus? It wanted to show off its balancing act.

Why did the right angle go to the doctor? It needed a square meal.

Why did the geometry teacher never get lost? They always had direction.

Why did the triangle break up with the quadrilateral? They had too many angles between them.

Why did the parallelogram never commit to a relationship? It always wanted space.