I'm the type of person who would get lost in a one-way maze.

I'm the type of person who would fail a self-confidence test.

I'm not just a bad cook, I once set the microwave on fire reheating leftovers.

I'm the type of person who would forget to RSVP to their own party.

I'm not just a bad dancer, I once got kicked out of a Zumba class.

I'm so bad at fashion, I dress like a mismatched sock.

I'm not just clumsy, I turn walking into a contact sport.

I'm the type of person who would lose in a staring contest with a wall.

I'm so bad at sports, I once threw the ball backwards.

I'm not just a bad chef, I can burn water just by looking at it.

I'm the type of person who would forget their own name.

I'm not just a bad driver, I turn parking into a game of bumper cars.

I'm so bad at selfies, I break the camera every time.

I'm so bad at multitasking, I once burned the food while watching a cooking show.

I'm not just clumsy, I once tripped over my own shadow's shadow.

I'm so bad at singing, my shower sings better than me.

I'm not just late to the party, I once showed up a day early.

I'm so uncool, even my mom won't follow me on social media.

I'm not just a picky eater, I once ordered plain bread at a fancy restaurant.

I'm not just a bad driver, I once got honked at in a parking lot.

I'm so uncoordinated, I once walked into a wall while texting.