Why did the baker go to school? To get a little breaducation!

Why was the scarecrow so successful in business? He was outstanding in his field!

Why couldn't the carton of eggs find love? It was always cracking under pressure!

What do you call a fish that wears a top hat? Sophisticated!

Why did the clown go to the doctor? He felt a little funny!

Why did the clock get in trouble? It tock too much!

How do you make a lemon stop rolling? Put the brakes on!

What do you call a bear with no teeth and no limbs? A gummy stump!

How do you catch a squirrel with a deadly disease? Stick to it!

What do you call a magician who loses his touch? A dis-wand-er!

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds? A zebra!

How does a barber make bad jokes? He gives them a terrible haircut!

Why did the furniture go to the therapist? It had too many issues!

Why did the balloon go near the needle? It wanted to be full of hot air!

Why was the coffee always late? Because it got mugged every morning!

Why did the astronaut's car beep? It wanted to signal a turn in orbit!

Why did the banana go to the party? It wanted to split and have a peel!

Why did the chef bring a ladder to work? To reach new heights in cooking!

Why did the ghost get invited to the party? It brought the boo-ze!

Why did the astronaut get into a fight with his space suit? It needed some space!

Why did the astronaut break up with the moon? It couldn't deal with the distance!