Humor involving exaggerated physical actions or mishaps.
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!
Why did the football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback!
What do you call a fish wearing a crown? King Neptune!
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it!
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
Why did the janitor bring a ladder to work? He heard the job was looking up!
What do you call a fish wearing a tie? Sofishticated.
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!
Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
*Slips on a banana peel* Guess I went a-peel-ing.
I tripped over my wireless mouse. Guess it was a trip hazard.
Walked into a glass door. The door won.