Humor involving exaggerated physical actions or mishaps.
What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backward? A receding hare-line!
Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean's bottom!
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? It was always spotted!
Why does a pepper never misbehave? Because it's jalepeno business!
Why did the bike go on a diet? It was two tired!
Why was the math book unhappy? It had too many problems!
What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange!
What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of helium? HeHe!
Why did the mummy go to school? To improve his wrapping skills!
Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue? To get a ribeye!
Why did the stadium get hot after the game? All of the fans left!
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It was feeling crumby!
What do you call a bear caught in the rain? A drizzly bear!
Why do golfers carry an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one!
Why did the bird get a ticket? For tweeting too much!
Why did the student break up with the math book? It had too many problems!
Why did the grape stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice!
Why did the math book visit the doctor? It had too many problems!
Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing!
Why was the candy unhappy? It had a sour taste in life!
Why did the tomato join a race? It wanted to ketchup!