What's a fence's favorite snack? A picket fence!

Why did the bicycle stay up all night? It was two tired!

Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents!

I'll never date tennis players again. Love means nothing to them.

I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

I accidentally glued my fingers together. It's okay, I can handle it.

The math book flew around the room. What a page-turner!

I told my wife she should do lunges to stay fit. That would be a big step forward for her!

I accidentally drank food coloring. I feel like I've made a huge mistake.

I accidentally walked into a glass door. I never saw it coming!

Why did the clown bring a ladder to the bar? To get to the high spirits!

What did the janitor say when he jumped out from behind the door? Supplies!

What's the best way to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

Why did the scarecrow become a successful gardener? He was outstanding in his field!

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party? He had no body to dance with!

What did the cookie say after it bumped its head? That's the way the cookie crumbles!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Elephino!

Why did the egg break up with the other egg? It couldn't handle the omelette of emotions!

What do you call a famous fish? A starfish!

What did the tree do when it couldn't figure out math? It used its branch to solve the problem!

What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? Slipper-y!