Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because it had no-body to go with!

How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup!

Why did the peanut go to the police station? It was a-salted!

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the apple turn over a new leaf!

What do you call a man who can't stand? Neil!

Why did the scarecrow win the talent show? Because he was outstanding in his field!

What goes up but never comes down? Your age!

Why did the music teacher go to jail? For hitting all the wrong notes!

What happened to the guy who stepped on a banana peel? He went into a split.

Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side!

Why did the scarecrow go to the dance? He was outstanding in his field!

What do you call a careful wolf? Aware wolf!

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof!

What did the big flower say to the little flower? What's up, bud?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to dance with!

What did one plate say to the other plate? Tonight, dinner's on me!

Why did the broom go to the dance? It heard they were going to sweep!

What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A kingfish!

Why was the math test scared? It had too many problems!

Why was the baseball player a bad sport? He always kept stealing bases!