Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because he needed space!

What did the banana say to the dog? Nothing, bananas can't talk!

Why did the tomato turn yellow? Because it saw the banana split!

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks? In case he got a hole-in-one!

What do you call a magician on a plane? A flying sorcerer!

How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler!

Why did the math teacher break up with the geography teacher? Because she had too many problems!

Why did the scarecrow go for a jog? To run away from the crows!

Why did the math book go to the doctor? It had too many problems!

Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!

Why did the painter go to jail? He was framed!

Why did the clown bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!

Why did the belt get locked up? For holding up a pair of pants!

Why was the grape so angry? It was always getting crushed!

What did one eye say to the other eye? Between you and me, something smells!

Why was the bear so good at math? Because he knew how to handle the bear-ics!

Why was the calendar nervous? It had too many dates!

What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!

Why did the baker go to therapy? He kneaded help!

Why couldn't the flower ride its bike? It lost its petals!

What's a tree's favorite drink? Root beer!