Humor involving exaggerated physical actions or mishaps.
Why was the math book feeling feverish? It had too many degrees!
What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get a new clock!
What do you call a church that sells desserts? A bake-istry!
Where do horses go when they're sick? The horse-pital!
Why was the math book upset about the average? It was below par!
How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer!
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
What do you call a bear in the rain without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why was the scarecrow awarded? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the scarecrow become a detective? Because he was outstanding in his field of investigation!
Why did the bicycle fall over at the comedy show? It couldn't handle the stand-up!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding at corny jokes!
What do you call a pile of cats in a blender? A catastrophe!
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? Look for fresh prints!
What do you call a pile of cats chasing a mouse? A catastrophic event!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the course? In case he got a hole in one!
What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was outstanding at his job!
Why was the belt arrested at the party? It held up the pants on the dance floor!
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired of standing upright!
What do you call a pile of cats on a DVD player? A meowvie!