Why did the snowman go to the party? He heard they had ice cream!

Why did the math book look so sad during the comedy show? It had too many problems to solve!

What did the left eye say to the right eye while working together? 'Between you and me, something smells!'

What did one plate say to the other plate after dinner? 'Lunch was on me, now dinner is on you!'

How did the barber win the marathon race? He knew all the shortcuts!

What did one wall say to the other when they met at the corner? 'Long time no see!'

Why did the scarecrow switch careers to become a plumber? He was good at draining corny jokes!

Why did the football coach bring a ladder to the game? He heard it was a high-stakes match!

Why did the baker become a detective? To find the missing dough!

Why did the ghost go to the comedy club? To boo the hecklers!

Why did the scarecrow refuse to wear a mask in public? He didn't want to scare anyone!

How did the comedian fix his broken watch? With comic timing!

Why did the painter go to jail? He got framed!

Why was the sun so bright? It wanted to be the star of the show!

What do you call a factory that makes OK products? A satisfactory!

Why did the chef go to therapy? He had too many emotional breakdowns.

Why did the math teacher break up with the adder? He had too many problems!

Why was the musician arrested? He was caught fingering A minor!

Why did the skeleton get in trouble at the party? He was too humerus!

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'I'll have a beer and a mop, please!'

Why was the calendar always unhappy? Its days were all numbered!