Why did the vegetable go to therapy? It had too many layers.

How do you organize a space party? You planet but not everyone shows up.

Why was the broom late? It got swept up in something else.

What did the hat say to the hat rack? Stay here, I'll go on a head.

Knock knock. Who's there? The door.

Why was the belt arrested? For having a bad grip on things.

How does a penguin build its house? It glues it together with ice and snow.

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? It was too busy napping.

What did the water say to the boat? Nothing, it just waved.

Why did the scarecrow become a stand-up comedian? It had a lot of corny jokes.

What did the scientist say to the oxygen molecule? You take my breath away.

Why did the tomato go to the doctor? It was feeling saucy.

How does a train eat? It choo-choos its way through food.

Why was the broom late? It swept in fashionably late.

What did the flower say to the bee? Buzz off, I'm blooming.

What did the cold breeze say to the sun? You've got me feeling warm.

What did the math book say to the history book? Stop being so dated.

Why did the tree go online? It wanted to branch out socially.

How does a cloud feel better? It finds a silver lining.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? It was an excellent listener.

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It whined a little.