Jokes that intentionally lack a punchline or subvert expectations.
Why was the tomato red? It was embarrassed to be a fruit.
How does a penguin build its house? It uses ice cubes.
Why did the scarecrow go to therapy? It had straw-nge issues.
How does a cloud make amends? It rains to apologize.
What did the scarecrow say to the crow? Beak yourself.
Why was the belt arrested? For holding up the wrong person.
How does a kangaroo answer the phone? Hoppy to talk to you.
What did the tree say to the squirrel? Go out on a limb.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? It was straw-some.
What did one hat say to the other? You've got me covered.
How does a lemon introduce itself? It gives a zestful hello.
Why did the tomato go to school? It wanted to ketchup.
What did one ocean say to the other? Sea you later.
Why was the math book happy? It solved its problems.
How does the rain make decisions? It wets its options.
What did one wall say to the other? I have you cornered.
Why was the belt the best employee? It always held up.
How does a cloud find friends? It makes a mist-take.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? It was outstandingly still.
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't run over me!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? It had a bone to pick with the host.