Why did the chewing gum go to the bathroom? It wanted to do some oral hygiene!

Why did the toilet break up with the bathtub? It couldn't handle the overflow of emotions!

What do you call a bee in the bathroom? A pee-bee!

Why did the toilet paper feel sad? It had too many tearful goodbyes!

Why did the shower curtain end up in therapy? It couldn't handle being pulled back and forth!

Why did the toilet go to the party? It heard they had a good flush system!

Why did the bacteria skip school? They didn't want to be caught in a germ class!

Why was the soap so scared? It heard there was a killer hand towel on the loose!

What did the toilet say to the tissue? I really appreciate your support!

Why did the paper towel roll down the stairs? It wanted to be on a roll!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? Stop taking crap from everyone!

What did the water say to the soap? Stop kicking me around!

Why did the sponge call in sick? It had a bad case of absorption!

What did the toilet say to the tissue? You really clean up well!

What do you call a bathroom that is always in a rush? A restroom!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom? A grizzly-potty!

Why did the math teacher break up with the science teacher? There was no chemistry!

Why did the toilet blush? It saw someone caught with their pants down!

What did the toothpaste say to the mouthwash? You're a real rinse-taker!

What did the soap say to the hand? Let's lather up and get clean!

Why did the toothbrush break up with the toothpaste? They had too many different brush strokes!