What's a bathroom's favorite type of music? Jazz, because it's always flushing!

Why did the bacteria go to the bathroom? To relieve itself!

Why did the toilet brush get a promotion? It had a clean sweep!

What's a toilet's favorite game to play? Flush and Seek!

Why did the gum go to the bathroom? It wanted to find a new friend stuck to the stall!

Why did the toilet paper go on a diet? It wanted to be thinner!

What do you call a bathroom with a broken light? A lightmare!

Why was the toothbrush always late to the bathroom? It had a lot of bristles to comb over!

Why do ghosts love going to the bathroom? Because they can go through the walls!

How does a vampire clean its fangs in the bathroom? With bloodwash!

What did the toilet say to the plunger? We're really stuck in this relationship.

What's a pirate's favorite bathroom accessory? The peeg leg.

Why was the sink embarrassed? It had a sewage leak.

How does a cucumber feel about going into a salad? It's gourd to go.

Why did the fly never go to the bathroom? It always got swatted away.

What did the shampoo bottle say to the conditioner? You make me silky smooth.

Why did the germ get a job as a plumber? It wanted to work in a dirty environment.

What did the toilet seat say to the toilet? You really crack me up.

Why was the toilet running away from the bathroom? It was tired of getting flushed with emotion.

What did the paper towel say to the hand dryer? You're blowing me away!

Why did the bacteria break up with the virus? Because it couldn't stand the clinginess.