Why don't skeletons like going to the bathroom? They don't have the guts.

Why did the bathroom mirror refuse to work? It couldn't see itself doing it.

What did the burrito say to the toilet? I'm feeling a little gassy!

Why did the soap take a selfie? It wanted to show off its bubbles!

What did one sink say to the other sink? If we work together, we can really make a splash!

Why did the toothbrush go to school? It wanted to be in a class by itself!

Why did the soap refuse to leave the shower? It was too attached to its lather!

What do you call a bathroom superhero team? The Clean Team!

Why did the bacteria go to the party? To clean up on the dance floor!

What did the plunger say to the toilet? You're stuck with me forever!

Why did the soap go to the doctor? It needed a refill!

Why did the bacteria go to the party? To make a splash!

What's a bathroom's favorite type of music? Soap opera!

What did the toilet say to the bathtub? You crack me up!

What do you call a bathroom with no toilet? Inconvenience!

Why did the bacteria cross the cell phone? To get to the other caller!

What did one bathroom stall say to the other bathroom stall? Are you occupied?

What did the toilet say to the party popper? You're a real blast!

Why did the bacteria skip school? They wanted to avoid germ class!

Why did the germ bring a ladder to the lab? To climb the culture!

What's a tree's least favorite month? Septoot!