Why was the rubber ducky upset? It felt like it was always being 'stalled' in life!

What did the toilet bowl say to the shower? Don't run away all the time, I want to 'bowel' you over with jokes!

Why did the soap opera character refuse to leave the bathroom? It was too 'soap-er' addictive!

Why did the toilet mimic a waterfall? It wanted to 'plunge' into a new career!

What do you call a bathroom ghost? A 'flush' spirit!

Why did the bathtub invite the shower to a pool party? To make a splash!

What did the toilet say to the plunger after a hard day's work? Thanks for always being so 'sucky'!

Why did the hot water heater complain to the faucet? It was tired of always being under 'hot water'!

What did the mist of the shower say to the towel? You're 'drying' me crazy!

Why was the toilet paper always gossipy? It loved to spill the dirt!

What do you call a bathroom that tells bad jokes? A 'toilet' humor chamber!

Why do penguins make terrible detectives? They always get stuck in bathroom stalls!

What do you call a dinosaur that farts at parties? A stink-o-saurus rex!

Why did the nose never invite the stomach to parties? It always turned them into gas-fests!

What do you call it when you step on a piece of gum in the bathroom? A sticky situation!

Why did the skeleton refuse to use toilet paper? He had a bone to pick with it!

What did the burrito say after using the bathroom? I'm feeling 'relieved'!

Why did the toilet start writing poetry? It wanted to express its inner feelings!

Why was the soap opera about bathrooms a huge hit? It had lots of 'plumbing' drama!

What did one bathtub say to the other bathtub? You look so 'tub-ular' today!

Why did the toilet get embarrassed? It saw the soap filming a bubbly commercial!