What did one sink say to the other sink? Let's 'basin' bath time around our schedules!

Why did the soap fall in love with the sponge? It found a partner to lather up with!

Why did the toilet paper bring a snorkel to the beach? In case it got wet!

Why did the germ get fired from the job? It refused to work overtime!

What did the sink say to the toilet? Stop acting so high and mighty!

Why was the soap always nervous? It was constantly under pressure!

What do you call a ghost in the bathroom? An apparition with bad digestion!

What do you call it when you can't find a bathroom in an emergency? A real 'pee' emergency!

Why don't toilets ever win races? They always get bogged down!

What did the shampoo say to the hairbrush? Your jokes are not very 'hairlarious'!

Why did the mirror go to school? It wanted to improve its reflection!

Why did the nose not like the armpit? It thought it was a pitiful smell!

How do you scare a bee in the bathroom? Flush loudly!

Why did the bacteria join the swim team? To work on its strokes!

Why did the germ skip school? It felt bacterial fatigue!

Why did the toilet paper roll unravel itself? Because it was on a roll!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom? A grizzly affair!

Why did the toilet paper bring a lawyer to court? To defend its sheets!

Did you hear about the man who was cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now!

What's a ghost's favorite room in the house? The living room!

Why did the pancake go to the therapist? It was feeling flat!