Why did the germ cross the road? To infect the chicken!

Why did the toilet paper bring a flashlight to the party? To shed some light on the situation!

What do you call a bear in a bathtub? A dirty bear!

Why did the germ join a rock band? He heard they had sick beats!

Why did the raisin go to the party with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date!

How does a penguin drink water? In ice cubes!

What did the chip say to the dip? Let's make a splash together!

What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You're a real stand-up guy!

Why was the nose upset? It was running all day!

I used to play piano by ear, but now I do it by smell.

Why did the soap get in trouble? It couldn't stop making a clean getaway!

What did the plunger say to the toilet after a successful unclogging? That's how we roll!

Why did the shampoo bottle win an award? It had a good lather-day charm!

What did the soap say on a rollercoaster? I'm feeling bubbly and frothy!

Why did the soap bring a towel to the bathroom? It wanted some extra support!

What did the toothbrush say to the mouthwash? You really know how to freshen things up!

Why did the toilet bowl feel lonely? It was tired of being taken for granted!

What did the shower curtain say to the shower rod? Hold me close, I'm feeling a little exposed!

Why did the soap go to the ocean? It wanted to clean up the waves!

What did the plunger say after a long day of work? I'm really drained!

Why did the toothpaste go to school? It wanted to learn the basics of keeping clean!