What did one wall say to the other wall on Halloween? Let's go trick or treating together!

Why did the germ refuse to take the microscope to court? It didn't want to get lensed a hand!

Why do ghosts love going to the bathroom? Because they love to scare the crap out of people!

Why did the fungus go to the party? Because he was a fungi!

Why did the nose refuse to play hide and seek? Because it was afraid of getting picked!

Why did the bacteria break up with the virus? It was sick of being infected!

Why did the booger go to school? Because it wanted to be the head of the class!

What did the gum say to the shoe? I'm stuck on you!

What did one toilet say to the other? Don't be a party pooper!

Why did the germ get promoted? It was outstanding in its field of bacteria!

Why don't skeletons use toilet paper? They can't stomach it!

Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? The outside!

What did the soap say to the washcloth? Let's wipe the slate clean!

What did the toilet bowl say to the plunger? You always have my back!

Why did the sponge go to the beach? To soak up the sun!

Why did the hand sanitizer go to the party? To clean up on the dance floor!

What did the booger say to the tissue? You always have my back!

Why did the toilet break up with the bidet? It couldn't handle the squirt.

Why did the toilet paper enroll in therapy? To work on its emotional unrolling.

What did one booger say to the other booger? Let's pick a side!

Why did the soap retire from its job? It was all washed up.