Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
Why don't toilets make good DJs? Because they can't handle the beat.
Why did the soap feel slippery? It was all lathered up.
What did the toilet say to the bathtub? Let's make a splash together.
What do you call a messy toilet? A throne-room disaster.
What did the toilet say to the shower? Don't drain all my water works.
Why did the toilet paper roll go on a roller coaster? It wanted a wild ride.
What do you call a bathroom without soap? A dirty secret.
Why did the toilet paper feel lonely? It couldn't find a good roll model.
What did the plumber say to the toilet? Let's flush out the problem.
What do you call a smelly ghost in the bathroom? A boo-merang.
What did the sink say to the toilet? You're always full of yourself.
Why did the toilet feel self-conscious? It couldn't handle the pressure.
What did the soap say to the toothbrush? Let's brush up on our hygiene.
Why did the bathtub feel sad? It had too many emotional drains.
What do you call a messy bathroom? A disaster-poo area.
Why did the toothpaste feel confident? It had good paste-tige.
What did the toilet bowl say to the toilet seat? Stay seated, we're in this together.
Why did the toilet paper feel proud? It had a strong sense of roll-esteem.
What did the drain say to the sink? We're a great pair, we never clog up.
Why did the soap feel bubbly? It was lathering with joy.
Why did the toilet blush? It saw the toilet brush for the first time.