Why did the gum go to the party? To add a little flavor to the mix!

Why did the booger cross the road? To get to the otter side!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? Time to get our crap together!

Why did the germ start a business? To make a clean profit!

Why did the gum go to school? To get a little more chew-cation!

What did one burp say to the other burp? Let's make some stinky music together!

What did the burp say to the hiccup? Stop stealing my thunder!

What did one puddle of mud say to the other puddle of mud? Let's stick together, we're in this muck for life!

Why did the toilet paper go to the costume party? To dress up as a mummy!

What did the burp say after a spicy meal? That really ignites the gas inside!

Why did the germ get a promotion at the office? It really knew how to make connections!

Why did the burp get a trophy? It was a belching champion!

Why did the toilet paper refuse to dance? It had two left feet!

Why did the toothbrush refuse to go to the party? It had no one to brush up against!

What did one puddle of mud say to the other puddle of mud? You're really muckin' it up!

Why did the toilet paper go to the pet store? To find some little roll-mates!

What did one fart say to the other fart? Let's gas-tly leave this place!

Why did the germ get a promotion? It really rose to the occasion!

What did the burp say after a soda? I'm feeling bubbly inside!

Why did the nose go to the doctor? It couldn't smell what was going on!

Why did the burp get a library card? It wanted to check out some silent books!