What's a ghost's favorite thing to do in the bathroom? Boo-gie!

What do you call a bathroom that's always cold? A chill-throom!

Why did the soap call the plumber? It had some drain issues!

What's a skeleton's favorite bathroom game? Hide-and-go-seek!

Why did the zombie go to the bathroom? To drop a dead-ication!

What do you call a bee that needs a bathroom break? A pee-hive!

What did one poop say to the other poop? You look wiped out!

What's a vampire's favorite room in the house? The blood-room!

Why was the sink embarrassed? It had a bathroom leak!

What's a zombie's favorite bathroom decoration? A tomb-loo!

What's a monster's favorite type of soap? Scream soap!

Why did the soap go to the bathroom? It wanted to wash away its troubles!

Why did the bacteria break up with the virus? It couldn't handle the attachment!

What's invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey farts!

Why do ghosts love going to the bathroom? It's where they feel the most alive!

What did one fart say to another? You blow me away!

Why did the snot go to school? To get smarter!

Why did the tissue go to the dance? Because it heard the boogie was snot-nosed!

Why did the nose go to the doctor? It had too many boogies!

What's a cow's favorite bathroom accessory? Moood lighting!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom? A grizzly peeper!