Why did the germ win the race? It had a lot of internal drive!

Why did the toilet paper go to the beauty salon? It wanted to get a fresh roll and curl!

What did the sink say to the toilet? You're really on a roll!

Why did the burp enter the marathon? It wanted to savor the finish line!

What did the mirror say to the toilet paper? You really reflect me!

Why did the germ go to college? It wanted to earn a degree in spreading!

What did one fart say to the other fart? Let's stick together, we make a great pair!

Why was the math book so scared of the bathroom? It was afraid of number 2!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? I feel flushed with excitement!

Why did the nose go to the party? To pick up some good scents!

What did the finger say to the toe? Stop toe-tally ignoring me!

Why did the toilet paper go to the beach? To catch some waves!

What do you call twins who share a bathroom? Commode-ore brothers!

Why did the germ break up with the microscope? It couldn't handle the close scrutiny!

What did the burp say after a big meal? Excuse me, I'm just venting!

What do you call a bathroom that's always in a rush? A hasty-waste-y!

Why did the toilet paper go to the beach? To soak up some sun!

What's a ghost's favorite part of the bathroom? The seance-ary!

Why did the hand soap go to the party? It heard it was gonna be hands-on!

What's a zombie's favorite bathroom accessory? A tomb-brush!

Why did the soap go to the bathroom concert? It wanted to catch some tuba music!