What do you call a bathroom that tells jokes? A commode-ian's corner.

What's a vampire's favorite type of plumbing? A casket drain.

Why did the toilet paper roll run away? It was on a roll.

What do you call a bathroom that's always out of soap? A dirty shame.

Why did the toilet call in sick? It had a bad case of the runs.

What did one bathroom stall say to the other? Are you feeling flushed?

Why don't skeletons use toilets? They don't have the guts.

What did the toilet paper say to the toothbrush? You really know how to clean up well!

Why did the germ go to the beach? To catch some sun and multiply!

What did one fart say to the other fart? Let's make a stink together!

Why did the toilet paper go to the spa? It needed to unwind and relax!

What did the burp say to the fart? Let's team up and make some noise!

Why did the gum go to the airport? It wanted to stick around for the flight!

What did the toilet paper say to the tissue? We're on a roll together!

Why did the booger start a blog? To share its sticky stories with the world!

What did the fart say to the bathroom? Let's air it out and freshen things up!

Why did the germ attend a comedy show? To spread some laughter and joy!

What did the toilet paper say to the towel? Thanks for always being a reliable backup!

Why did the gum bring a dictionary to the bathroom? To chew on some words!

What did the fart say to the room? Let's gas up the atmosphere and have a blast!

What did the toilet say to the bathtub? You really know how to clean up well!