What did the toilet say to the trash can? I'm feeling flushed.

Why did the toilet paper roll join a band? It wanted to be on a roll.

Why did the bathtub break up with the bath mat? It was tired of being walked all over.

What did one bathtub say to the soap? You're making me all bubbly inside.

Why did the toilet paper roll get promoted? It was on a roll.

What did the shower head say to the soap? Let's make a clean team.

Why did the toilet paper blush? It saw the bathroom sink.

What did the toilet say to the plunger? Let's unclog this mess.

What did the bathroom mat say to the toilet? You're always underfoot.

Why did the toilet paper roll run away? It wanted to make a clean getaway.

What did one bathtub say to the other bathtub? Time to face the drain.

Why did the toilet paper go to the party? It heard it was a real tear-jerker.

Why did the toilet bowl file a lawsuit? It couldn't handle the pressure.

What did the toothbrush say to the toilet? You're always in the spotlight.

Why did the soap bar go to therapy? It had issues with lathering.

What did one sink say to the other sink? Let's stay in sync.

Why did the toilet paper roll get a new job? It wanted to roll with the punches.

Why did the toilet paper roll go on vacation? It needed to unwind.

What did one sink say to the other sink? Are you basin for trouble?

Why couldn't the toilet bowl find love? It had too many exes.

Why did the toilet get embarrassed? It saw a leak.