Why did the shower curtain go to the movies? It heard it was a splash hit!

Why did the toilet win the marathon? It was well-trained in handling the runs!

How do you fix a broken bathroom scale? You step on its toes and try to balance things out!

Why did the toilet paper bring a flashlight to the party? It was looking to shed some light on the situation!

What did the big toe say to the pinky toe? Stop following me, I'm toe-tally grossed out!

What did one sink say to the other sink? Are you feeling drained today?

What do you call a bathroom that's out of order? A washout!

Why did the toilet roll bring a friend to the party? It didn't want to be left on a roll by itself!

Why was the toilet paper always stuck up? It had too much of an ego!

What did the soap say to the sponge? Stop absorbing all my jokes!

Why couldn't the tissue paper join the party? It had too many issues!

Why did the bathtub feel sad? It felt drained emotionally!

What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste? Thanks for giving me a brush with fame!

Why did the soap scream in the shower? It saw a loofah!

Why did the toilet paper roll stand-up comedy? It wanted to crack some jokes!

What did the poop say to the toilet? You're the only one who truly understands me!

Why did the stinky sock go to the doctor? It had a foot infection!

Why did the rubber duck go to the spa? It needed to relax after a long day in the tub!

Why did the booger break up with the tissue? It couldn't handle the pressure of commitment!

What do you call a toilet that loves to dance? A cha-cha-cha-cha-chalet!

What do you get when you mix a toilet and a computer? A mega-byte!