What did the toilet bowl say to the toilet seat? Get off me, I'm not comfortable with our relationship!

What do you call a toilet that's afraid of ghosts? A potty-scared!

Why did the shower head get a promotion? It rose above the other employees!

What did the hand sanitizer say to the soap? I've got your back, but you've got my front!

Why did the hairbrush go to the party? It heard it was going to be a brush with greatness!

Why did the ghost feel at home in the bathroom? It was used to things going down the drain!

What did the soap say to the sponge? You really soak up the good times!

Why did the shower head break up with the bathtub? Their relationship was going down the drain!

How do you make a bathroom laugh? Give it some toilet humor!

Why did the soap go to the dance? It wanted to cut a rug!

What did the shampoo say to the conditioner? You're good gels with me!

Why did the toilet paper win an award? For its outstanding Roll-llection!

What did the toothpaste say to the floss? You're really cleaning up this act!

Why did the toilet paper get emotional? It was feeling flushed!

How do you know when your toothbrush is unhappy? It starts bristling at you!

Why did the soap call the plumber? It had a leaky personality!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet during a romantic dinner? Let's potty like it's hot!

Why did the sink get a promotion? It really knows how to handle the pressure!

How do you keep a bathroom floor clean? By washing it with soap-er vision!

What did the soap say to the washcloth? You really know how to scrub a good time!

Why did the toilet paper feel like a movie star? It was on a roll!