How do you make a toilet paper roll laugh? Tell it a tear-able joke!

Why did the soap opera get a low rating? Too many dirty secrets!

How do you fix a broken tub? With a little patch and tub glue!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get a better grip on the cleanliness below!

What did the shampoo say to the hairbrush? You really know how to smooth things out!

Why did the candle refuse to go in the bathroom? It was afraid of getting blown out!

How do you make a bathroom door laugh? Tell it a crappy joke!

Why did the toilet paper feel embarrassed? It got caught in a compromising position!

Why did the toothbrush go to a concert? It wanted to brush up on its music!

How do you make a bathroom mirror shine? Give it your best reflection!

Why did the toilet paper cross the road? To get to the rear end!

What did one shower say to the other shower after a long day? Let's wash this day away!

Why did the ghost go to the bathroom? To scare the crap out of people!

What did the toilet say to the plumber? You really know how to fix a leak!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet after a breakup? You deserve better than that crap!

Why did the soap go to a party? It heard it was going to be a lather!

What did one sink say to the other sink in the morning? You're looking basin-tiful!

Why did the germ feel guilty? It was feeling infectious!

How do you know if you've been in the bathroom too long? Your legs fall asleep from the throne!

Why did the mirror break up with the sink? They couldn't see eye to eye!

How do you know if your bathroom is clean? It passes the white glove test!