Why did the toilet join the band? Because it knew how to drop a beat!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet in the bathroom? You look flushed!

What did the sink say to the toilet in the bathroom? Stop being so draining!

Why wasn't the computer good in the bathroom? It had a weak IP address!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom stall? A grizzly pooper!

Why did the nose refuse to visit the bathroom? It couldn't handle the smell!

What did one eye say to the other eye in the bathroom mirror? Between you and me, something smells!

What did the toilet say to the bath tub? You can't touch this!

Why did the toilet roll go to school? It wanted to be the head sheet!

What's the best way to make a tissue dance? Put a little snot in it!

Why don't skeletons ever go out on dates? They have no body to go with!

Why did the toilet paper take a bath? It wanted to get all cleaned up!

What did the soap say to the dirty hands? I've got you covered!

What do you call a magical bathroom cleaner? Windex-leviosa!

What did the toilet say to the annoying toilet brush? Quit brushing me off!

Why was the toilet paper so good at poker? Because it knew when to fold!

Why did the toilet bowl refuse to let the toilet paper in? It said it was too shady!

What did the toilet bowl say to the full bladder? Don't worry, I'm here to take your crap!

Why was the toilet paper always running late? It had a lot of 'sheet' to do!

What did the bathtub say to the bubbles? Stop being so bubbly, you're making me wet!

Why did the toilet break up with the plunger? It said it needed some space to 'plunge' into self-care!