Why was the toilet paper rolling down the hill? To get to the bottom!

Why was the computer cold in the bathroom? It left its Windows open!

Why did the bacteria hesitate in the bathroom? It lost its bio-rythm!

What do you call a person who doesn’t believe in using the bathroom? Full of crap!

Why did the soap fall in love with the sponge? It was a clean sweep!

What did the toilet say to the mirror? You reflect my true self!

Why did the toilet paper feel guilty? It saw the bathroom scale!

What did one toilet say to the sink? You tap into my emotions!

Why did the soap feel bubbly? It had a lot of lather with it!

What did the toilet say to the rug? Don't mat around with me!

Why was the toilet always cold? It had a bad flush!

What did the toilet say to the plungers? Stay in your lane!

Why did the soap go to the party? It wanted to get sudsy!

Why was the toilet paper always running late? It got stuck in a roll jam!

What did the toilet say to the toothbrush? You really clean up well!

Why was the soap angry at the towel? It kept drying up all the attention!

What did the toilet bowl say to the shower? You're all washed up!

What did the toothbrush say to the toilet? Are you feeling flushed today?

Why did the toothpaste go to the party? It heard it was a plaque-tastic time!

What's a bathroom's favorite vegetable? Leek!

Why did the toilet paper feel nervous? It was about to take the plunge!