What do you call a singing bathroom? A tuba solo!

Why did the banana go to the bathroom? Because it lost its peel!

What did one faucet say to the other? Water you waiting for?

Why did the suitcase go to the bathroom? It wanted to pack a punch!

What do you call a bathroom attendant at a rock concert? The wiper snapper!

Why did the hairdryer go to the bathroom? It wanted to blow off some steam!

What did the tissue say to the toilet paper? You're on a roll!

Why did the toilet brush refuse to work? It was on strike for better treatment!

What do you call a bathroom with an attitude? A loo with a view!

Why did the toothpaste go to the party? Because it was mint to be there!

Why did the mustard go to the bathroom? It wanted to ketchup with its friends!

What did one soap say to the other? You clean up nice!

Why did the basketball player go to the bathroom? To shoot some hoops!

What do you call a dirty tissue? Snot funny!

What do you call a bathroom that's always cold? A chill throne!

Why did the shower curtain go to the bar? It heard there was a lot of good clean fun!

What did one shampoo bottle say to the other? Lather, rinse, repeat after me!

Why did the fish go to the bathroom? It needed to go potty in peace!

What do you call a bathroom uprising? A toilet rebellion!

What do you call a messy egg? A scramble!

Why did the toothbrush go to the bathroom? To brush up on its skills!